Right. Well. That was quite something.
Delight in those highlights if you're an Australia fan. Watch them through your fingers if you're an England fan.
Amy Lofthouse has the report of England's dismal 194-run thrashing here.
The scorecard is here.
And we'll have more reaction and highlights on the cricket and women's cricket sections of the BBC Sport website and app soon.
England are 6-0 down. Is there any way back? They now have to win the Test and all three T20s to regain the Ashes.
Join us when the Test match gets under way on 18 July.
For now, farewell.