BBC Sport - Louis van Gaal sacked: Man Utd boss's funniest quotes

Twitchy ass & horny football - LVG's quirkiest moments

BBC Sport looks back at some of Louis van Gaal's most bizarre moments during his tenure as Manchester United manager, after the 65-year-old Dutchman announced he was retiring after a 26-year career.

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