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New signing Mattie arrives, but has the chairman signed him by mistake? Meanwhile, club hardman Petey takes a dislike to him, and a team-mate shares an embarrassing problem.

New signing Mattie Sullivan arrives at the club, but a meeting with eccentric chairman Mark Crane leads him to wonder if he has been signed by mistake. As if that wasn’t bad enough, club hardman Petey Brooks takes a dislike to him, and legendary Italian manager Cesare is nowhere to be found.

Mattie strikes up a friendship with fellow team member Benji Achebe, who fancies himself as a ladies man despite the fact that he still lives at home with his mum. They both agree to help out the shy number 16, Jack Turner, in an attempt to solve an embarrassing problem.

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Mon 10 May 2021 23:30

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Role Contributor
Mattie Sullivan Jake Short
Benji Achebe Shaquille Ali-Yebuah
Jack Turner Jack McMullen
Mark Crane Will Arnett
Chris Booth Chris Geere
Petey Brooks Theo Barklem-Biggs
Olivia Talbot Tamla Kari
Cesare Paolo Sassanelli
Herself Sally Nugent
Himself Jurgen Klopp
Himself Jonathan Pearce
Himself Gary Lineker
Bootz Marvin Brown
Sports Reporter Greg McKenzie
Doctor George Potts
Jourdane Bronte Terrell
Mrs Achebe Yetunde Oduwole
Policeman 1 James Craze
Policeman 2 Paul Biggin
Kit Man Martin Jason Williamson
Pascal Ossian Perret
Garlic Bobby Hirston
Caretaker Steve Jolyon Young
Man in Cash and Carry James Groom
Boy One T'jean Uter-Dinh
Boy Two Tyler Crossinggum
Daniel Guy Rhys
Delivery Man Ali Iqbal
Writer Damon Beesley
Writer Iain Morris
Producer Sam Pinnell
Director Damon Beesley
Director Iain Morris
Production Company Fudge Park Productions Ltd
Production Company Bideford Productions Limited
Production Company Terry Cartwright Television Ltd


  • Thu 28 May 2020 21:30
  • Mon 10 May 2021 23:30

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