By Lynne Truss. Supporters of Meridian Cliffs FC rarely find themselves over the moon. But today's match is full of surprises, even for old Albie.
When Meridian Cliffs FC play local rivals Alverton Town no one expects to find them over the moon. Sick as a parrot is their usual state of mind. But today's match is full of surprises.
Meanwhile, over in the stands, Albie is quietly coming to terms with overwhelming loss.
Directed by Kate McAll
A Pier production for BBC Radio 4.