Cornflakes, Dave, sausages, a gravedigger, with Ed and the bear in an airport. What could possibly go wrong?
Thank goodness! No pole vaulting chickens this week, no honey bees, no guinea pig diving. Just cornflakes, Dave, sausages, a grave digger and Ed and the bear in an airport.
What could possibly go wrong?
Nothing could go wrong. It's not real. None of this is real. It's just Terry Alderton and a microphone. The microphone was real. Definitely a real microphone.
Written by and starring Terry Alderton. Additional material from Johnny Spurling, Boothby Graffoe, Richard Melvin, Julia Sutherland and Owen Parker.
Sound designed by Sean Kerwin.
Produced by Richard Melvin
A Dabster production for BBC Radio 4.