Joe in Loughinisland is looking for a good chat-up line. Sean has one but it never worked.
Ron asks why Belfast Telegraph editions were called 'the fourth' and 'the eighth'.
Jack remembers a fella from Belfast who was courting a girl from Annalong.
Why did men prefer red head matches to the brown head matches?
The Christmas decorations in Sean's house were taken down on the Friday.
Sean is going to the pictures but is worried in case the noisy popcorn man turns up too.
Sean was making the tea last night and cut the lettuce with the pizza cutter.
Sean doesn't like goats. He likes cows and horses but a budgie in a cage makes him sad.
Alexa doesn't work for Sean.
After Sean played an Alvin Stardust record, Mickey Todd has a question.