3/6 The ex-variety star is convinced he can play Malcolm's grandpa in a toffee commercial.
BBC Radio 4 Extra
2/6 The ex-variety star sells a clock which isn't his, and practises for Antiques Roadshow.
1/6 The ex-variety star is invited onto a book show, but first he must find a tea towel.
The master of mispronunciation tries to buy a hedge trimmer and help train new medics.