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Carry on Gardening: when gardeners' tips got mucky

The 70th anniversary of Gardeners’ Question Time is a great excuse to dig into the BBC archives and expose some of the programme's muckiest moments.

Gardening innuendo pops up perennially on GQT and here are six of the dirtiest double entendres...

1.

'Contemplative tool preparation'

Matthew Wilson reveals a tip for whiling away some spare time in the garden.

2.

"A little bit of wood"

Bunny Guinness attempts to describe a Secret Santa present for weatherman Peter Gibbs.

3.

Good vibrations?

Fred Downham offers some surprising advice for a woman with a mole problem.

4.

'A rather nasty rash'

Eric Robson, Bob Flowerdew and Matthew Wilson attempt to help an audience member.

5.

Mischief with mistletoe

Bunny Guinness gets into trouble recommending some plants to brighten up a threshold.

6.

Care for your nuts

Chris Beardshaw and Eric Robson dispense advice on good nut maintenance.