He has been told to knock down his back garden cinema, squash court, bar and bowling alley.
A 19-year-old man is being quizzed after swastikas and flyposters were daubed on buildings in Cardiff.
Day three of the Division Two match between Gloucestershire and Northamptonshire at Bristol is washed out by rain.
The two-page letter asks pupils how they think The Chronicles of Narnia should end.
Alex Navari wins the eye-watering event by polishing off a raw 7oz onion in just 45 seconds.
Exeter make it three wins in a row as a superb second-half performance sees them beat Cheltenham.
Forest Green register their first home win thanks to Reuben Reid's deflected strike to beat 10-man Crawley.
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