Being a Scotsman I wear a skirt quite a lot, but we're allowed. I have an incredibly loud Hawaiian shirt that's pink and a particularly disgusting turquoise, but I just wear it on days when I'm in a strange mood.

Someone bought it for me because we all decided to crash a school party that was for a different year and all went wearing kilts and Hawaiian shirts. It was never intended to look good, it was a complete joke in the first place. Tartan and flowery Hawaiian - it gave a few people nightmares I think.