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Kenny Craig

Kenny Craig

An obnoxious, charmless man, stage hypnotist Kenny Craig has no worries about using his skills to get his own way.

Kenny Craig

He's not half as good as he thinks he is though, and most of the time, when his victims look into his eyes, not around the eyes, look into his eyes, they're only doing it to keep him happy.

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Kenny has woman trouble

Kenny's girlfriend: You did enjoy last night, didn't you?

Kenny: Yes I did, I thought the love-making was absolutely top notch.

Kenny's girlfriend: It's funny, I can't remember that part... I can't find any underwear, it keeps on going missing. You haven't seen any of it have you?

Kenny: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. I have not been taking your underwear home, putting it on in my bedroom and then parading up and down in front of the mirror going (running his hands over his body) 'Oh, oh, oh, oh'. Three, two, one... You're back in the room.

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