Tuition fees: The argument in 50 words
Some MPs are complaining that five hours is not long enough to debate the pros and cons of raising tuition fees in England.
This might seem surprising since that amount of time would allow approximately 50,000 words to be spoken, equivalent to a decent-sized book.
Novels of about this length include The Great Gatsby by F Scott Fitzgerald, The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain and Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck.
So, I wondered whether we might initiate an online debate on fees in which participants are allowed only 50 words to argue their point - one thousandth of those available to MPs.
I reckon we could get the whole matter sorted before lunch.