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This week, 500 people gather at Selfridges to meditate. Thanks to all who entered. There are six winners this week. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
With strike action looming, I said we needed someone to mediate.
Any similarity between our mantras and those you may have seen or heard before are completely transcendental.
OK, perhaps the new perfume is a bit overpowering.
3.rogueslr And remember with every Divine State sold, don't forget to add in the extended warranty of the Bluebird of Happiness.
2. Magnum Carter
"Your eyelids are heavy, you cannot help but keep them closed. Your body is weighed down by the head as you sink, your neck folding inwards as you do. You're falling, deeper, deeper into the floor. Girls, you need to wear less make-up."
1. Laurence Lane
On a more positive note, the good news is, I've reached nirvana, so... every cloud. You're still thinking about the bad news aren't you?