Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week a performance artist at an event marking the launch of The Hobbit wears an alarming costume.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Blackpool resident denies "fracking" has affected drinking water.
I hope no-one is in the loo.
4. Weary Pedant
Coffee runs out at the office.
I told them to give me a ring if they couldn't work it out for thems elves.
Lapse in immigration policies from New Zealand.
Unidentified item in the Baggins area...