Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
British Citizenship Ceremony guidance notes: "Come in casual, comfortable clothing of the type you would normally wear".
To their astonishment, the Australian DJs went completely unnoticed at the Cabinet meeting.
My name's Father Frost and I am an alcoholic.
They were clearly Bolsheviks, you never see rebels without a Claus.
2. Lin Vegas
"If you have been affected by issues in this Nativity play..."
1. Reeve Burgess
What the tabloids' theatre critics actually look like.
Here Father Frost and other Russian fairytale characters take part in a training school