Thank you for publishing the article What do you do with a dead whale? Until today, I only knew what to do with a drunken sailor but I now feel able to deal with twice as many unlikely situations as before.
David Richerby, Liverpool, UK
"...and was just about to do the apostrophe when I saw the blue lights flashing so obviously I had to quit." Yeah, right.
Sarah , Basel, Switzerland
Don't worry Suzie (Wednesday's letters), this should shift the Pink Panther Theme tune... Mnah, mnah, doo doo duh doo-doo.
Suzie's problems with the Pink Panther theme tune arise from singing the wrong libretto. She is not the first to fall into that trap. The original and correct wording is, of course; "Dead ant, (rpt)".
David Dee, Matola Mozambique