At least the men can complain in inches. Over the past decade, my girth has increased (slightly) whereas my clothing size has fallen from 10 to eight to six. This can change within minutes on the same day between one shop and the next (Wallis lower, New Look higher and et al). Whatever happened to the pan-European EN-13402 standard?
R.G, Watford, Herts
Well Paper Monitor(s). As HM doesn't know who you (they) are, getting a gong is going to be a little difficult isn't it?
Aqua Suliser, Bath
So, Michael Winner now has on his notepaper "Michael Winner MA (Cantab), OBE (offered but rejected)." Can I have on mine "Rob Falconer OBE (not yet offered)"? Well, it's a lot less pompous than his.
Rob Falconer, Llandough, Wales
Paul Greggor, London (Thursday's letters): No, I think it's PC crashed.
John Thompson, Kirkby Lonsdale
A test for Mr Graham Smith of Republic: If we were celebrating the 60 year term of service of an elected president, would he insist on a balanced approach in schools by the compulsory teaching of the advantages of an hereditary monarchy...?
J. Paul Murdock, Wall Heath, West Midlands, UK
Diane, Sutton (Thursday's letters): Maybe, as he's getting on in years, he's going to have a Blue Rinse Of Death?