Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
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This week it's the Harbin Ice-Lantern Show at Zhaolin Parkin Heilongjiang province, China.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Not to be outdone, Glasgow Zoo unveils the enclosure of its two new polar bears.
It tastes nice, but it was hell getting it out of the jelly mould.
No matter how they lit it, Salford in summer was still cold and uninviting.
3. Gray Gable
"I'll have some of what Grandma's drinking..."
"And all I got you was a snow globe..."
1. Mad hatter
Kim-Jong Un decides to defrost his father's freezer.