Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week it was Lady Gaga receiving the award for Best Female from David Hasselhoff onstage at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Belfast.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. Fern Coolbra:
Then this farmer asked Rihanna to leave because she was scantily-dressed, and me to leave because I was scaring the cows.
Mirror fogs over as Hasselhoff asks who is the fairest.
Nice to see that Kitt has been recycled into something wearable.
Following negotiations she will now be know as the Sports Direct Lady Gaga Arena.
This old thing? I got it from Princess Beatrice.
1. Robert Lindsay:
Can you smell rotting meat?