Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week it was entrants in the annual Kettlewell Scarecrow Festival. During the two-week festival the village in the Yorkshire Dales comes to life with both traditional scarecrows and more modern takes.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
That's the last time I buy a second-hand combine harvester from the small ads in the NME.
Favourite pop group? Let's have a straw poll.
Among huge advertising losses and budget cuts, viewers are sceptical of Louis Walsh's insistence that this year's X Factor will be bigger and better than ever.
3. James F
Scarecrows, protecting swedes since Waterloo.
2. Valerie Ganne
Well, it might scare the Byrds.
For Gods sake don't hold your lighters in the air.