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This week it the Lower Keys Underwater Music Festival in Florida. More than 500 divers and snorkelers swam down to see acts like "Eel-vis Presley" and "Bob Marlin".
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Bob Marlin? Was he with the Whalers?
At least it's drier than Glastonbury
Just practicing my scales.
Twenty years on and skint, the remaining members of Nirvana release Nevermind II.
2. Mr Snoozy
Event organisers were said to be upset that Moby had declined their invitation.
1. Rob Falconer
James Blunt regretted asking his fans where they'd like him to perform next