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This week it was chef Antony Worrall Thompson celebrating 50 years of the Chorleywood Bread Process by serving builders bacon sandwiches. The process is a method that makes bread production possible on a large scale.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Britain unveils its Olympic Synchronised Sarnie Team
Health & Safety's robust response to the dangers of sandwich eating.
4. Edmund Crispin
Hi-viz? I thought you said Hovis!
3. Gray Gable
And then the Union demanded that Nigella Lawson did the pudding and Beyonce did the sing-along. A spokesman said "Well, do you want the Olympic site finished in time or not?"
2. Nick Fowler
After the photo opportunity, the lads went back to their usual cucumber sandwiches, neatly cut into quarters.
1. Rob Falconer
Poor Ethel had to endure an Identity Parade after she was attacked by a man with a sandwich.