Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week it's perfomers at the awards ceremony for the 35th Monte-Carlo International Circus Festival in Monaco.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Drunk Girl decides to spice things up a bit.
When I said we should carry a spare, this isn't what I meant.
4. Whatever Next
Sky commentators remark that some women don't understand how to ride a bike causes outrage
The ladies' cycle team welcomed their new Australian member.
When Norman Tebbitt and Andy Gray collide..
I think you'll find I'm level - and therefore onside, Mr Gray.