Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week, it was window dressers preparing mannequins for a Christmas display at Selfridges, on Oxford Street, central London.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. Valerie Ganne
I told them we needed elves for the Grotto - not Elvis
Apparently, our grotto designer was told he was being made redundant in January
Handbag shop opens in the Leaning Tower of Pisa
3. Tim Haveron Jones
That'll teach you to complain when the bloke on the checkout asks if you need a carrier bag
As his researchers prepare little Frank to meet what could be his father, Jeremy Kyle decides that a DNA test might not be necessary.
1. Nick Fowler
OK, who let Tim Burton design this year's grotto?