Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week it's a researcher testing the loudness of a vuvuzela in a German laboratory. The horn's parping reached 160 decibels during the tests.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
The Terminator T1000 had good reason to want to kill all humans.
"No, I still don't see the attraction of jazz."
The battle against the Crazy Frog ringtone was nearing victory.
Research continues into how men can be conditioned for married life.
"And we've discovered people actually prefer bagpipes."
"It's no use Herr Professor, I can still hear the England fans playing the Great Escape."