Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
In loo of a beach holiday
Who got sand on the toilet paper?
James was pleased that the holiday cottage was indeed a stone's throw from the beach, but an extra three walls would have been nice
The new "log flume" was a bitter disappointment
Although it looked like she was building sandcastles, the truth is she was just going through the motions
I knew it was an error asking Tracy Emin to do the bathroom.