Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week it is one of the wave enthusiasts taking advantage of the tidal phenomenon on the River Severn.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. Rob Falconer
James regretted booking with cut-price EasyCruise
Lifeguards at Eton
Cuts in the MI6 Research Department meant that Bond's latest vehicle wasn't quite up to the job.
I see Gwyneth's won another Oscar.
As the years passed by, David Walliams' cross channel swims became increasingly relaxed affairs.
William asked for proof that I was not domiciled here. How much more offshore does he want me to go?