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This week, the strange spiral lights in the sky over Norway. It's not the Northern Lights. Guesses include a UFO, a failed Russian missile launch, or one of those laser pointer thingees popular with ravers. But what's being said?
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Guess who got Photoshop for their birthday?
God zaps Gene Roddenberry for his split infinitive.
"Sven, I told you the caravan was too heavy for the Volvo, now just dip your lights."
"That's enough showing off Rudolph. Now let's get on with these deliveries."
2. Beth Pilgrim
"No Björn... THIS (dramatic pause)... is a smoke ring."
God tried his best to make sure that the three wise men found Bethlehem.