Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week, Dr Paul Morris demonstrates the distinctive moves often used by footballers who fake a fall during a match.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a double helping of kudos - to mark the 100th caption comp - to the following:
To save you from having to read the book, photos reveal that Dan Brown eventually found that the Lost Symbol was an "L".
5. Magnum Carter
Have YOU had an accident that wasn't your fault? Give us your house and we'll leave you with your mattress.
Pleading for a loan has never been easier, say banks.
And here we see the Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactment of the Fall of Lehman Brothers.
Rivaldo just couldn't decide which to choose for his passport photograph.
"Brace yourself Maureen..."