Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week, it's the cow that ended up in a swimming pool (more details here). But what's being said?
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Daisy to PT Barnum: "Yes the entry was a bit rough but I think we would get away with raising the board another two metres."
Ian Thorpe hit by bovine flu.
"Shall I do the moat whilst I'm at it, Mr Hogg?"
Cow: "I'm all right, but James Herriott's still down there!"
"Flamin' rock stars... I knew it would be trouble letting The Wurzels stay at the hotel."
John regretted buying his beefburgers from Ikea.