Winning entries in the now-returned Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week, German "plastinator" Gunther von Hagens poses with the jumping dancer exhibit in his Body Worlds touring exhibition.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
"Jackie Chan was regretting his choice of plastic surgeon for his tummy tuck."
"Reasons to not play with piranhas #4."
"The new range of novelty badges were seen as impractical at best."
2. Rob Falconer
"Well, it's a bit excessive - for a first offence, it's normally just a horse's head in your bed."
"Icarus: The Musical"