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This week, Lance Corporal Stephen Heeley runs through a special move with his horse, Yeoman, while rehearsing for the Windsor Castle Royal Tattoo. But what's being said?
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The Animal Rights recreation of The Godfather just didn't have the same dramatic effect.
Lesson one, when sedating your horse, stand well clear...
"Well doctor, it just started out as a genital wart..."
Heeley suspected that there might have been more than hay in the nosebag.
It had been a great night out, but Stephen was glad he, at least, had given the ketamine a miss.
With the Queen in attendance, Lance Corporal Heeley had to do something when his zip broke.