Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week, David Cameron reads the Guardian on the Tube after giving a speech in London's Canary Wharf.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
"I wish they'd stop stealing my bike..."
"Where are these oysters I was told about?"
David would do anything for the free DVD.
"Keep reading... just keep reading... pretend the pregnant lady isn't there."
"Now, where's the dining carriage on this thing? I'll just press that red button and summon the waitress... "
"Oh hello Mr Conveniently-Placed Photographer. I didn't notice you capturing my 'everyman' glory there."