Winning entries in the caption competition.
This week, a giant phone is hoisted high above the City of London to promote a charity appeal for the NSPCC. But what's being said?
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
"Got a call for a Mr R Dawkins..."
Final proof that when your mum told you rain was God having a shower, she wasn't lying.
"Now that's what I call a huge phone, Bill."
"Nope. We seem to have lost David Blaine."
"On second thoughts Quentin, I think I'll just come down and get a new battery for my walkie-talkie."
Feeling nostalgic, Bobby got his first ever mobile phone down from the loft.