Winning entries in the caption competition.
This week, three people suspended in sleeping bags nailed to a wall at London's Victoria station to promote the launch of a herbal sleep remedy.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
"Itching powder? You're... Oh, no..."
Heathrow Terminal 5 unveils its new lounge area.
You want to know why there are always three tickets booths unmanned every day? Here's the answer.
"Passengers are advised to be on the lookout for some very large spiders."
After being confronted by the evidence, Ripley headed off to find her flamethrower.
Small, one-bed dwellings, excellent commuter links.