Winning entries in the caption competition.
A participant in the Edinburgh Festival opening cavalcade perches atop a very small bike. But what's being said?
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
It was clear that Penelope Pitstop had let herself go since the original Wacky Races.
CCTV footage reveals Hazel Blears' bike thief.
"Funny, it looked bigger on eBay."
The letter to his parents had just said "overweight".
The previously undiscovered, but lethal, combination of child's bike, LSD and a Great Escape DVD.
1. Rob Falconer
The farthing-farthing was just not a practical means of transport, its designer conceded.