Winning entries in the now-returned Caption Competition.
Thanks to all who entered. The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
God throws a spanner in the works with the latest fossil discovery.
"Darwin!" "Yes, Darwin?" "Nothin, Darwin Only Darwin Darwin!"
Darwin was pleased to be back in the origin of his spaces.
"Oh my! Haven't tortoises evolved."
Darwin: "Evolution eh? Don't make me laugh. I was expecting flying cars, food in pill form, and living on the moon. What do they come up with? A bloody caption competition. Sigh..."
"And here we have the unveiling of Rodin's Pole Dance Patron."