While not defeated, the technical gremlins that so obstinately stood in the way of the judging of last week's caption competition have been wrong-footed thanks to some trademark Monitor cunning.
So here, after much delay, are the winners:
6. Illuminati existence proved.
5. It's OK, Lenny, it's only a water pistol. Here, watch.
4. Watt not to wear.
3. Sorry?..... Stick this one where?
2. The sushi was having an unexpected effect on Lenny.
1. How may light bulbs does it take to re-ignite the career of a failed comedian?