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14:35 UK time, Wednesday, 29 November 2006

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This week’s challenge is to find a punning headline for the love-torn story of Pamela Anderson filing for divorce from her rapper husband Kid Rock.

The couple had been married for four months and had celebrated their union with three weddings.

Well, there were a lot we couldn't print this week - as you might expect. Of course, a lot of the entries we could print also focused on Pamela's biggest assets.

Two of the best were Another one's rite is bust from Candace and No Breasts for the wic-Kid! from William Dewe.

Another hugely popular theme was a certain film that has something in common with the couple's three weddings.
Entries include Three weddings then a free for all from Mark Wrighton, Three weddings and a farewell from Les Bean and Murray Milne, Three weddings and a pheromone from Simon and the rather wise Three Weddings and a Clue from Beverly. Oh, it's so easy with hindsight Bev.

Some were not so charitable towards Ms Anderson. Between a rock and a head case was sent in by Stuart, Between a Rock and a Hard-to-Please by Muhammad Isa and Wham, bam, thank you Pam by Will Parkhouse, Niall Nugent and Bradley. Others targeted Kid Rick, like Ugly kid go from Danny Burke.

But Speed rather aptly sums up what all of us are thinking with I Kid you Knot. But gold star this week goes to Simon Rooke for Hassle off, at last. We all know the great man he is reffering to. Bravo.

For the others that didn't make the mark click here.

Comments

  1. At 12:58 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Busted? No kidding.

  2. At 01:01 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Rob Falconer wrote:

    Pam decides to Rid Kock.

  3. At 01:05 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Three ring circus

  4. At 01:06 PM on 28 Nov 2006, DR wrote:

    Three Weddings, Four Months and A Divorce.

  5. At 01:06 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Jon Bright wrote:

    Hole-y matrimony

  6. At 01:13 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Brian Gunn wrote:

    Malibu breach

  7. At 01:17 PM on 28 Nov 2006, PJ, West Yorks, thelbiq.co.uk wrote:

    Baywatch babe bust up...

  8. At 01:18 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    Rock? er, bye, Babe!

  9. At 01:22 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Derek Behan wrote:

    Rock-a-bye,bye

  10. At 01:22 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Rock on Tommy?

  11. At 01:25 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Tim Knott wrote:

    Man's ditchy-ing Anderson

  12. At 01:25 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    The great divide.

  13. At 01:27 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Marriage on the (Kid) Rocks

  14. At 01:28 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Pat McGarry wrote:

    Just Kidding
    or Stolid as a Rock

  15. At 01:29 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Marriage Down The Drain Pain Train

  16. At 01:31 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Tim Knott wrote:

    Pamela chucks Rock

  17. At 01:32 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Term's end for Rock School.

  18. At 01:34 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Martin Payne wrote:

    Pammy gets her Rocks off

  19. At 01:36 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    The (Almost) Ex- Files

  20. At 01:36 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Tim Knott wrote:

    The 3 Decrees (nisi)

  21. At 01:37 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Three Weddings And A Divorce

  22. At 01:38 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Martin Payne wrote:

    Kid lines up role in 3 Weddings and a Divorce

  23. At 01:39 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Slam, Bam, A Divorce, Pam...

  24. At 01:40 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Marriage on the rocks

  25. At 01:42 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Jon Bright wrote:

    Pamela Lee-ves without Kid's Rock

  26. At 01:45 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Four Ritchie, four poorer...

  27. At 01:54 PM on 28 Nov 2006, ali wrote:

    It's a Rap!

  28. At 02:01 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Robin, Edinburgh wrote:

    Bust Up

  29. At 02:08 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Helen wrote:

    Rock's off

  30. At 02:09 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Neil Reading, Stafford wrote:

    Love on the Rocks

  31. At 02:26 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Gareth Jones, Anglesey wrote:

    The Rock broad files...

  32. At 02:28 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Catriona Smith wrote:

    Ir-Rock-oncilable Differences

  33. At 02:32 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Robin, Edinburgh wrote:

    DDD.I.V.O.R.C.E

  34. At 02:33 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Gone-fetti

  35. At 02:36 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Tat's All, Folks!

  36. At 02:37 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Denzil wrote:

    Big Bust! Pamela and 'er sons admit chucking Rock.

  37. At 02:38 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Decree Pricey

  38. At 02:47 PM on 28 Nov 2006, ellie dreifuss wrote:

    3 weddings and a divorce

  39. At 02:53 PM on 28 Nov 2006, steven wrote:

    "I want a DDivorce!"

    "Major bust in major bust up"

  40. At 02:57 PM on 28 Nov 2006, steven wrote:

    "love ends for best friends and ends breast trends"

  41. At 02:59 PM on 28 Nov 2006, steven wrote:

    "I want a DDivorce!"

    "big bust in big bust up"

  42. At 03:06 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Valérie Falconer wrote:

    Three weddings but no funeral ... alas

  43. At 03:08 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Pamela claims she has a lot to look forward to.

  44. At 03:13 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Jon Dempsey wrote:

    Sitting on the dock of the BAY
    WATCHing my bride roll away

  45. At 03:13 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Battle of the Bulge

  46. At 03:19 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Ben wrote:

    Between a Rock and a bald place

  47. At 03:29 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Susan wrote:

    You're once,twice,three times a payday

  48. At 03:39 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Kieran Boyle wrote:

    Bust-Up.

  49. At 03:41 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Akilah wrote:

    All Bay-washed up?

  50. At 03:51 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Rock of Hades cleft from me.

  51. At 03:58 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Lee Pike wrote:

    Dismay-watch

  52. At 04:00 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Lee Pike wrote:

    Honour and disobey-watch

  53. At 04:01 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Battle with the Bulge.

  54. At 04:05 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Helene Parry, South Wales ex-pat to Brentford Lock wrote:

    Née, Née and thrice Née

  55. At 04:07 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Helene Parry, South Wales ex-pat to Brentford Lock wrote:

    Double D-I-V-O-R-C-E

  56. At 04:08 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Steven Gray wrote:

    Pro Nup Rip Up As Tripple Pammy Drops Rock!

  57. At 04:08 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Darren Skinner wrote:

    Three Weddings and a Divorce: Hollywoods answer to Four Wedings and a Funeral.

  58. At 04:12 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Sarah wrote:

    Three weddings and a divorce

  59. At 04:15 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Mary wrote:

    Pam's marriage on the Kid Rocks

  60. At 04:15 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Philip Lickley wrote:

    Anderson Shelters as divorce Rocks Kid.

  61. At 04:16 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Mary wrote:

    Snappy Thanksgiving!

  62. At 04:31 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Clive Burdall wrote:

    Triple Guy Pass

  63. At 04:35 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Helene Parry, South Wales ex-pat to Brentford Lock wrote:

    With three rings, I thee shed

  64. At 04:39 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Will Parkhouse wrote:

    I don't want a Rock - CJ

  65. At 05:14 PM on 28 Nov 2006, David, UK wrote:

    Pamela's marriage on the Rocks - divorce? - no Kid in.

  66. At 05:23 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Brian Ritchie wrote:

    Nisi Lover (oh hang on, that's Phil Collins...)

  67. At 05:38 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Dan Budden wrote:

    Pamela marriage on the kid rocks

  68. At 05:41 PM on 28 Nov 2006, LH wrote:

    Rock-broken.

  69. At 05:47 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:

    Third time and she's not charmed

  70. At 05:49 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Charles, USA wrote:

    Pamela gets serious - no more kidding around!

  71. At 05:50 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Charles, USA wrote:

    Kid no longer rocks Pamela's boat

  72. At 06:13 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Speed wrote:

    Love on the Kid Rocks.

  73. At 06:42 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Derek Behan wrote:

    Three wedding Ceremonies but divorced in a thrice

  74. At 06:52 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Brian, Detroit wrote:

    Rock, paper, scissors

  75. At 07:28 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Bosom palls.

  76. At 07:32 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Stuart wrote:

    Blonde, deffed and dumb

  77. At 07:43 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Stuart wrote:

    (Monty Python baritone): "He's had to push the Pamalot..."

  78. At 07:43 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Sophie Zanoon wrote:


    Better slip back into that bikini, this marriage is washout.

  79. At 07:50 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Rocker ages, cleft for me.

  80. At 08:33 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Kate Pickard wrote:

    Three weddings and ephemeral

  81. At 09:03 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:

    Once bitten, thrice try

  82. At 09:05 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Mark Esdale wrote:

    Bust Up

  83. At 09:18 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:

    Rock, the boat, not hip, but it's over

  84. At 09:22 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Stig wrote:

    Honestly, what a pair..

  85. At 09:52 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Andrew wrote:

    Pop Tart Breakup

  86. At 09:58 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Brian Saxby wrote:

    I don't wanna Rock, CJ

  87. At 10:35 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Stuart wrote:

    between a rock and a head case

  88. At 12:28 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Phill Towns wrote:

    Divorce lawyers stuck between a rock and two big and bouncy soft places.

  89. At 04:59 AM on 29 Nov 2006, sarah trieste italy wrote:

    Wedding boobs meet rock hard separation.

  90. At 07:21 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:

    Well I'm bored with you two.

  91. At 07:48 AM on 29 Nov 2006, grahame blanchard wrote:

    Prats of the married been - Wed man's behest

  92. At 08:14 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:

    Once smitten, thrice tied

  93. At 10:14 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Phil wrote:

    Kid Rock has big bust too!

  94. At 10:31 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Mal Walker wrote:

    Rock the dapper rapper splits from empty napper flapper Yo!

  95. At 10:49 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Niall Nugent wrote:

    The Three Pam Egos

    Wham Bam, Thank You Pam

  96. At 10:53 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Mark Wrighton wrote:

    No longer a nice pair!

  97. At 11:00 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Jeremy Schaffner wrote:

    Three weddings and a "bust"-up

  98. At 11:02 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Sharon wrote:

    Lifeguard washed up on rocks split but kids are safe

  99. At 11:24 AM on 29 Nov 2006, DR wrote:

    Pam's A Love boRat

  100. At 11:25 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Niall Nugent wrote:

    This marriage isn't big enough for the four of us.

    Rock a bye baby!

    Rock idle

  101. At 11:25 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Pammy goes off the deep end.

  102. At 11:32 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Nick Rikker, Barcelona, Spain wrote:

    Double declutch

  103. At 11:33 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Rachel A wrote:

    It's all gone tits up.

  104. At 11:50 AM on 29 Nov 2006, ian wrote:

    Double D-i-v-o-r-c-e

  105. At 11:50 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Simon wrote:

    Pamela's bust up

  106. At 11:52 AM on 29 Nov 2006, norm brown wrote:

    Wedding celebrant applies for dole.

  107. At 12:18 PM on 29 Nov 2006, Catherine O wrote:

    Beached Babe

  108. At 12:41 PM on 29 Nov 2006, Nicole wrote:

    Who's rocking the boat Kid babe?

  109. At 01:15 PM on 29 Nov 2006, Peter (Cardiff) wrote:

    Marriage ends in bust up.

  110. At 01:18 PM on 29 Nov 2006, Peter (Cardiff) wrote:

    Thrown out like a discarded wrapper.

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