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Dr Gustav Grippenschaaft | 17:30 UK time, Tuesday, 1 September 2009


I'm a Succesologist, hypnotherapist and author of bestselling self-help book and now DVD series, Self Help Myself Help You.

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What do you think thus far? Be honest. I hope you are finding the series as INCREDIBLY LIFE-CHANGING as I am. If not, there could be something fundamentally wrong with YOU.


(Also remember that you are under my power and it only takes one word from me and you will happily crush your own head.)

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