72 is now the new thirty.
So I’ve got years and years to go before I ever have to acknowledge middle age. Scientists have found that a primitive hunter gatherer at 30 years old would have the same odds of dying as a 72 year-old in a developed country today. It’s because we’re all living longer, healthier lives. Either that, or its propaganda designed to make us all accept that we’ve got to work a lot longer before finally snuffing it.