Jeff: Jeff and Janine here, coming to you live from the opening ceremony!
Derek: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…
Jeff: Oooh and yip, I think the crowd have lost interest Janine.
Janine: Classic mistake here Jeff. He’s not used paragraphs.
Jeff: Why don’t you break it down for the viewers at home Janine.
Janine: Well Jeff, it’s often easier to read something if the writing is split up.
Jeff: Ah yes, sentences grouped together are paragraphs.
Janine: That’s right Jeff, and each paragraph starts on a new line and is usually about one idea or theme.
Derek: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!
Jeff: Wow! Now for any of you at home, that’s how you make an opening speech.
Janine: Textbook Jeff. Text. Book.
