Teacher makes mistake! Official!
It sounds impossible but it's true! The lines from 'That's Entertainment' describing a Shakespeare play should have read:
Where a ghost and a prince meet
And everyone ends in mincemeat.
The ghost was in fact a king but that's little help. Amazing then that Mohammed somehow got the right answer - well done to him!
The name of the play is contained in his comment on my last post. You can have another guess before checking.
Now I guess you want to make mincemeat of me! Especially after the terrible joke I'm going to leave you with:
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea
You have to say it aloud to get the pun in the punchline (No-eye deer)
pun - word play
punchline - the line that gets a laugh in a joke
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