Hello Jo, and everyone else
It’s pleasant today as it drizzled in the early morning. It is likely that it may rain in a couple of days. I like rains because they calm down everything around from scorching weather to unhappy and sad faces.
I must share something funny with you all probably some jokes and funny things from real life.
A sixty year old couple was celebrating its 3oth wedding anniversary. As they cut the cake, a fairy appeared and said,” Since you have spent 30 years of your life together, it’s time to give you the reward.” The fairy said that each of them can have a wish only once so they must think well before they wish. First, she asked the wife to have a wish. The wife wished to see the world and with a wave of the wand, a ticket to the world tour was in her hands. Now it was the husband’s turn to have a wish. He wished that, “I wish for a woman who is 30 years younger than me.” The fairy waved her wand and can you guess what happened??? Ok I’ll tell you. The man turned 90 year old.
Once I was listening to the radio, there was a quiz about a beauty contest that had recently taken place. The radio presenter had asked a question that was something like, “who was the first runner up in the Miss Universe contest and what was her name?” Many callers came, but there was one of the callers who came up with a very funny answer. She said,” I don’t know her name, but I know that it was Miss France and she came from France.”
I like this one very much and I often recall it. Once, my father took my youngest sister to the shop to buy her sweets and crisps. She was 3 then, now she is 13. On the way, she saw a donkey and said,” Papa look at there, how small cow it is.” My father looked around, he didn’t see any cow. He said,” I don’t see any cow around.” She went near the donkey and said,” This cow papa. It’s very small, isn’t it?” It was really sweet of her. He then explained her that it was a donkey not a cow.
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