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PlacesYou are in: Wiltshire > About Wiltshire > Places > Swindon bashing... ![]() Swindon in Wayne's world Swindon bashing...Swindon rockets to the top of fashion designer Wayne Hemingway's 'Crap Housing Estates' league table It's "the arse of the world" according to Mark Haddon's best seller; it's "the dullest town of its size in the UK" says an on-line guide and to comedian Eddie Izzard it's a "knackered, kind of Fresno Town"… Swindon bashing, it seems, has become a bit of a national pastime. ![]() Swindon in Wayne's world The latest to hurl abuse, at the much maligned Swindon, is fashion designer Wayne Hemingway the founder of the fashion label Red or Dead. According to the man who ingeniously replaced shoe straps with ticking watches, for such design icons as the pop group Bros, south Swindon's newest housing development is the worst in the UK. The estate is so "jaw droppingly bad", in fact, that the earnest Mr. Hemingway has promoted the Swindon Barratt homes to the very top of his "Crap Housing Estates" league table. With its "prison style housing" Wayne claims that he'd rather move his inordinately large collection of kitch 70's prints into Strangeways, the notoriously bleak prison in Manchester, than contemplate a move to Swindon. And he believes that most of the inmates at Strangeways would probably agree: "…felons do actually have room to exercise and play sport," writes Hemingway in the latest edition of Building Design, the architectural journal. "The 'inmates' of new housing developments like this only chance of exercise, within the development, is a 10 metre walk from car to their front door." ![]() Swindon in Wayne's world And just to bring the comparison well and truly home, so to speak, the designer has even gone as far as Photo-shopping shots of the Barratt homes with the add on benefits of barbed wire fences, a prison watch tower and some desultory looking 'inmates'. But according to Swindon's Mayor, Ray Fisher, claiming the new development is worse than a prison isn't as bad as it sounds: "I had a look at the Strangeways building and I thought it was quite a nice construction. It looked quite modern and it had some shape to it. "And why would Her Majesty's Services' structure be an awful structure?" With one bedroom flats on sale, for up to £150,000, Swindon's Mayor says "it's all a matter of taste" and that there are "an awful lot of people who don't agree" with Mr Hemingham. last updated: 09/05/2008 at 11:18 Have Your SayTell us what you think… Is the south Swindon housing estate a good buy? Or a good-bye?
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