Litter in the streets
sewage in the sea,
come to Rhyl if you wanna look like me.
I'm glowing green, flashing yellow,
people in the street looking mellow.
Adult shops and cannabis cafes,
Rhyl is just one big rave.
Drugs on each corner,
drunks in the street,
paddle in the sea,
it will melt your feet.
Rhyl just isn't what it used to be,
only thing here that's any good is ME!