"I don't think I'm strange. But when other people find out about my strange habits, they usually do. I'm just an Arsenal fan and that's why I need to keep all these fixture lists and why I need to fill in each score from every game and why it takes me ages to fill in the score when we lose and why I fill it in straight away when we win.
And why, even though I try to fight it, I still get a bit annoyed when my Southampton supporting friend fills in 0-10 before the game even happens. And why I noted the time that I ball-boyed for us when we won the league. And why I can spend a Saturday with friends and only half of me will be there, the other half tuned into the match on my little radio. That's not strange is it?"