"Five pounds. Five pounds, how cool is that? As blue as her eyes, the girl in the snow storm of my dreams. Wow, my blue coat. It was mine before I found it, my mantle of eagerness.
Someone gave this away. This is definitely the best coat in the world and it's so me. Why wasn't it like the person who gave it away? What kind of fool would give this away? Sometimes when I'm especially bored I like to think of the adventures my blue coat had before meeting me. How many others have snuggled beneath this warm and gentle blueness? I love finding stuff that just says me. Yay!"