Living in a lighthouse
Jason Matthews is a development manager at Sandfields Community Centre in Port Talbot. He grew up living in lighthouses around the coast. Find out the trouble he got up to with the seagulls, his hairdresser...
"Don't put your toys in the fuel tank, the fog horn won't work... but I did, and it didn't.
Don't swim in the rip tide, you'll drown... but I did, and I very nearly did.
Don't paint the lighthouse green, it's meant to be black... but I did.
Don't set fire to the marsh with the matches you've found... but I did.
Don't pretend your playing games on the computer, you'll turn the lights off... but I did and I did.
Stay away from the cliffs, you'll die... I didn't, but I almost did.
Don't feed the seagulls bread and bicarb because they'll die... but I did, and they did.
Don't set fire to the cliffs with your magnifying glass, you'll ruin the tourist season... but I did, and of course it did.
Don't sleep with my hairdresser, she should know better... but I did, and she didn't.
Don't stay out on the beach all night... you'll suffer in the morning... but I did, and I definitely did.
Don't hang yourself in your windsurf harness in the trees at night, you'll scare the tourists and they'll call the police... but I did and, of course, they did.
Don't argue with your teacher about windstrenghs even though you know your right, they'll send you home... but I did, and they did.
Don't throw up in the helicopter, you wanted to go... but I did, because I did.
Don't windsurf in a gale, you'll have to be rescued... but I did and I was.
Don't ever change, I asked my folks, but of course they did and of course they didn't."
Jason Matthews