SLUGS By Wendie Mills
Wendie has revolting feet. Every morning she has to rub in some cream and also has to wear ghastly little foam pads in between her toes. They look like little slugs, but serve to lift her toes up to prevent corns. Her feet never smell very good either. She could never do a Fergie and have someone nibble her toes. He'd have to have his nose amputated first.